《生活大爆炸》第十季:第19集:合作與競爭(上)

Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled by that type of behavior. Jerry?

別擔(dān)心，杰里不會被這種行為唬住的。誰是杰里?

It didn't work for Randy, it didn't work for Tina,it sure as hell isn't gonna work for Jennifer.

蘭迪這么干沒成功，蒂娜也沒成功所以詹尼弗絕對也是不會成功的

Well, I hope not. I just hate when people play those kinds of games. Tina?

我希望如此咯，我就是超討厭人們玩這種套路的呃，蒂娜?

With your sales record, you have nothing to worry about.Mm.

按照你的銷售業(yè)績來看，你根本沒啥好擔(dān)心的嗯

I went to your office Christmas party?

我去了你的辦公室圣誕宴會嗎?

You know, I like harp lessons,but I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons.

你知道么，雖然我喜歡豎琴課但是我現(xiàn)在在考慮要不要改學(xué)電梯修理課了

What are you working on?

你在研究什么呢?

I was thinking about your experiment on the neuroscience of decision making,and I realized,

我是在想你的實(shí)驗(yàn)就是關(guān)于做決定的那個神經(jīng)科學(xué)的實(shí)驗(yàn)然后我就發(fā)現(xiàn)

if we connect it to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics, we have a chance to disprove the role of consciousness in the Copenhagen Interpretation.

如果我們把它跟量子力學(xué)中的測量問題聯(lián)系起來的話，那我們就有機(jī)會證明哥本哈根詮釋中的主觀意識，其實(shí)并沒有發(fā)生作用，哥本哈根詮釋主要是由尼爾斯?玻爾和海森堡于1927年在哥本哈根合作研究時共同提出的，此詮釋延伸了由德國數(shù)學(xué)家，物理學(xué)家馬克斯?玻恩所提出的波函數(shù)的概率表述，之后發(fā)展為著名的不確定性原理

Wait, are you saying if we combine my experiment with your calculations, we can determine the precise moment in time

等等，你是在說如果我們將我的實(shí)驗(yàn)和你的計(jì)算結(jié)合起來的話我們就可以精確地知道

when the wave function collapses?

波函數(shù)坍縮的發(fā)生時刻了嗎?每一種版本的哥本哈根詮釋，都會包括一個正式版本的波函數(shù)坍縮在內(nèi)，波函數(shù)坍縮指的是某些量子力學(xué)體系與外界發(fā)生某些作用后波函數(shù)發(fā)生突變，變?yōu)槠渲幸粋€本征態(tài)或有限個具有相同本征值的本征態(tài)的線性組合的現(xiàn)象

It could be the most inspired combination since I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee.

這將有可能是自我把藍(lán)色沙冰和紅色沙冰混合在一起以來最具啟發(fā)性的組合了

It was like drinking 2/7 of the rainbow.

那感覺就像是在喝七分之二的彩虹

Sheldon, this is really interesting.

謝爾登這真的很有意思啊

Yeah, and this one won't stain my teeth purple.

是啊，而且這倆還不會把我的牙齒染成紫色

You know, we've never collaborated professionally before.

你知道嗎，我們以前從來沒有在工作上合作過

Are you worried it might affect our relationship?

你是擔(dān)心這有可能影響我們的私人關(guān)系嗎?

That is a valid point.

這也有道理啊

Perhaps we should establish some ground rules.

可能我們應(yīng)該定下些基本規(guī)矩

Well, that would make me feel better.

好啊，這樣合作起來才更愉快

All right, let's start right now.

那現(xiàn)在就開始吧

Uh, rule number one, no using sexuality to get your way.

第一條，不可以通過撩來達(dá)到你的目的

That's a ridiculous rule.Is it?

太扯了吧。有嗎?

Okay, how is that?

你現(xiàn)在有什么感覺?

I can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of my skin.

我真的可以感覺到，皮膚中的毒素正在慢慢被吸出來

Well, this is a moisturizing mask.

那個...這是補(bǔ)水面膜

Oh, well, then I can actually feel the moisture going into my skin.

哦，這樣啊，那我感覺到的是我的皮膚正在慢慢吸收水分

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I used a little of your eye cream last night.

對了，我昨天用了一點(diǎn)你的眼霜你不會介意吧

I thought someone looked brighter and tighter.

我就說某人今天看起來，怎么這么神采奕奕的

I'd still like to know who Jerry is.

我還是想問，杰里是誰

Don't worry about it. Hey, after this, how about we all go out and do something together?

別管了，嘿，做完面膜之后我們一起出去玩吧?

That would be great. Thank you.

好啊，太謝謝你了

You want to go shopping?

想去逛街嗎?

Ooh, yes. Fun.

好啊，好啊，太棒了

Or we could do something we'll all enjoy, like play a board game.

或者玩點(diǎn)我們都喜歡的東西比如玩?zhèn)€桌游，怎么樣?

Imagine me and you, I do I think about you day and night

想象我們在一起我日日夜夜都在思念你，

It's only right to think about the one you love

應(yīng)該思念的是，你愛的人，

And hold her tight So happy together

緊緊握住她的手，那是最美好的時光，

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you For all my life

人海之中，我只愛你，永遠(yuǎn)愛著你，

When you're with me

當(dāng)你在我身邊的時候，

Baby, the skies will be blue

寶貝，我的天空一片蔚藍(lán)，

For all my life.

我永遠(yuǎn)愛著你，

I believe I've made some progress

我把我們合作的基本規(guī)則

on our ground rules. Oh, good.

寫得差不多了，不錯嘛

What are they? Okay, uh,

都寫了什么?呃，你看

number one: in matters of physics,

第一，物理方面的事

I have the final say.

我說了算

In matters of neuroscience, you have the final say.

神經(jīng)學(xué)方面的事，你說了算

Unless I disagree.Oh, here.

我不同意的時候除外，還有

Number two: when we publish, my name goes first.

第二，發(fā)表文章的時候，我的名字在前

Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards, I speak first.

而且，如果我們獲獎的話，我先發(fā)表獲獎感言

I don't want to be talking when the orchestra plays us off.Can I see that?

免得樂隊(duì)的表演打斷我，能給我看一眼嗎?

Oh, of course.I'll get that back.

好啊，會有人送回來的

Like all my underwear, that notebook says "Property of Sheldon Cooper."

那上面寫著，"歸謝爾頓?庫珀所有"就像我所有的內(nèi)褲上面寫的那樣

Sheldon, if we're gonna have ground rules,

謝爾登如果我們要定規(guī)則的話

I'll tell you the first ground rule...

第一條就是...

I make the ground rules.

這規(guī)則要由我來定

I'd write that down, but I can't now, can I?

我也很想寫下來這一條，但是你把本扔了，我怎么寫?

I mean, they didn't say anything,but I just kind of felt like I was being a weird third wheel.

問題是，他們什么都沒說但我就是覺得我好像是個電燈泡

Huh, so you can tell what that feels like. Interesting.

哈，你也知道什么叫當(dāng)電燈泡呀。有趣

Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friends and have fun, too.

不管怎么說，我覺得我也可以和朋友們一起出來玩

Well, if your idea of fun is riding in a minivan to Target for diapers,things are about to get nuts.

如果你覺得開著小貨車去超市買尿不濕也算是出來玩的話那這一路可就精彩了

Oh, it's just nice to be with people who are happy to have me around.

只要是和愿意陪我玩的小伙伴待在一起我就很開心啦

Isn't that right, Halley?

你覺得呢，哈雷?

Well, at least someone had the courage to say it.

至少還有人敢大聲說出自己的不滿

Thank you, you are a good citizen.Told you.

謝謝，你真是個優(yōu)秀的公民。我說什么來著

Go ahead, throw my underwear out the window.

你可以試試把我的內(nèi)褲扔出去

Same thing's gonna happen.

我也一樣會找回來的