《柯南脫口秀》第12期:一些奇怪的事

This happened where this woman was walking her children home. 而一個女人帶著孩子回家了

She has two kids,she had a baby in a stroller and she had another kid 她有兩個孩子 嬰兒車里有個嬰兒

that was hanging off the back of the stroller because they make like Cissy bars now 抓住嬰兒車的后部 因為他們會做一個倒U形靠背

where another kid can like hang on and like throw stuff or something. 可以讓另一個孩子抓住 然后扔?xùn)|西什么的

And so the kid on the back was screaming. 在后面的孩子在叫喊

And he was just like,I want to go back where we were!I want to go back where we were! 他喊著 我要回到我們之前在的地方 我要回到我們之前在的地方

And watching it,I was like wow this kid feels really strong about gentrification. 看著這一幕 我想著 這孩子對美化工作的感覺真強烈

He might have just been . 他可能是共和黨人嘛

Yeah, he and,so he just had a tantrum and his mother just like Alexander stop it,stop it Alexander. 他一直在發(fā)脾氣 他媽媽說 亞歷山大 別叫了

and then eventually he just keeps screaming and he realize this argument is not going to get anywhere,like this is the time to take some action. 最后他一直在叫 然后意識到他的叫喊是沒效果的 他覺得現(xiàn)在該采取行動了

And so he went deadweight on the concrete right in front of my stoop. 然后他就趴在我的小門廊前面的混凝土上了

Right,and you just sitting there? So I'm just sitting there and the mother does that thing that parents sometimes do. 你就坐在那里嗎 我就坐在那里 那位母親做了父母有時候會做的事

I've seen them do it in grocery stores where they want to like get the kid to come  我看見父母在雜貨店做過 他們想讓孩子們跟他們走

but they pretend to like... they'll be like bye,I'm leaving you,I'm leaving,good bye. 但是他們會假裝說再見 我要離開你了 拜拜

And so she started doing that but then she really left. 她開始那樣做 但她真的走了

She left? She went home. And just left the kid there? And just left the kid with me. 她走了嗎 她回家了 把孩子丟在那里嗎 讓孩子跟我在一起