《柯南脫口秀》第16期:召回一百萬輛汽車

So much talk about big news about Mcdonald's.I don't know if you heard this. 很多可聊 麥當勞有大新聞 不知道大家是否聽說了

McDonald's,they've been going through a lot of changes.They've had their problems.-Yeah,yes. 麥當勞最近在經歷不少變動 有些問題 是 是的

Their business is down too. 他們的生意也不太好

Well,Mcdonald's just announced that they are simplifying their menu to speed up service. 麥當勞宣布 他們將簡化菜單 以提高服務速度 

That's the latest.They're gonna speed it up.Speed it up a lot.Yeah. 最新消息 提高服務速度 大大提升服務速度 是的

That's why a Mcdonald's spokesperson said because our  customers don't have much time left. 被問及原因時 一名麥當勞發(fā)言人說 因為我們的客人也活不了多久了

That's the problem.We're on the clock.They're not sponsors. 問題出在這里 趕時間啊 反正他們不是贊助商

,speaking of companies,ford just recalled almost one million cars for problems and because the doors fly open. 福特 說道大公司 福特剛剛召回了近一百萬輛汽車 調整駕駛問題和車門突然打開的問題

Yeah,which explains chevrolet's new slogan, 嗯 怪不得雪佛蘭的新標語是

Ford just recalled almost one million cars for steering problems and because the doors fly open.  福特剛剛召回了一百萬輛有駕駛問題和車門驟開問題的汽車

That's all they had to say. What does that even mean? And there are doors opening? 他們光甩出這句就夠了 那是什么意思啊 車門突然就開了嗎

I just have the doors open this way,In my mind doors opening like that. 我剛剛比劃車門往這邊開 我心里車門是這樣開的

I don't think I said nobody opens a car like that since 1920.well,no. 這樣的車1920年之后就不出產了吧 是啊

Well,you're used to sitting in your .Yeah,that's true. 你一般都坐在豪車后座上 是啊

In my stretch prom limo.I don't know if we have any comic book fans here but Marvel,settle down,nerds. 我的加長畢業(yè)舞會豪車 不知道在座是否有漫畫粉絲 漫威 冷靜點 死書呆