《柯南脫口秀》第37期:同性戀

No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 說(shuō)真的 按我們的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)看 這一期會(huì)很不錯(cuò)

Excellent guests,a lot of fun stuff planned.Much to talk about. 嘉賓很棒 安排了很多好玩的 很多可聊

court is now hearing arguments on gay marriage.That's pretty historic.that's a big deal.that's a big deal. 最高法院在就同性戀婚姻問(wèn)題聽(tīng)取意見(jiàn) 歷史性事件 是件大事啊 大事啊

Interesting,true story.during supreme court arguments on same-sex marriage today, 很有趣的真事 今日最高法院就同性戀問(wèn)題進(jìn)行審議時(shí)

one of the conservative justices opposed it,on the grounds that they didn't have gay marriage in ancient Greece. 一位共和黨大法官提出反對(duì) 反對(duì)理由是古希臘沒(méi)有同性戀婚姻

That's true,yeah.As a result,the supreme court has now banned electricity,sushi and pants for men. 真的 結(jié)果最高法院現(xiàn)在禁止了電力 壽司和男士?jī)?nèi)褲

Pants for men are gone.which I am actually,That's all right.I'm more than happy to lose pants. 男士?jī)?nèi)褲被禁了 我其實(shí) 這挺好啊 我十分樂(lè)意不穿褲子

I have nice feet so sandals are ok with me.you do have a nice feet.Thank you. 我腳長(zhǎng)得不錯(cuò) 穿涼鞋也無(wú)所謂 你的腳長(zhǎng)得是不錯(cuò) 謝謝

Today the supreme court arguments regarding gay marriage were interrupted by a man screaming,you will burn in hell. 今天 最高法院就同性戀婚姻問(wèn)題進(jìn)行審議 但遭到了打斷 因?yàn)橐幻凶哟蠛?你們會(huì)下地獄的

After calming down,justice Scalia said,sorry,haven't had my coffee yet. 將他安撫住后 斯卡利亞大法官說(shuō) 抱歉 我還沒(méi)喝咖啡呢

This is interesting,an anti-gay politician,anti-gay politician,has been caught sending a picture of his penis to another man on grinder. 一則趣聞 一位反同政治家 被逮到在男同版陌陌上給另一名男子發(fā)老二照

Yeah,the lawmaker defended himself saying,I just wanted to show people on grinder what a non-gay penis looked like. 議員辯解稱 我只是想讓用這款軟件的人知道 直男的老二是什么樣

People should appreciate the difference.Yeah,yeah.That's a non-gay penis.Any other men want to see it? 大家該看到這其中的區(qū)別 是啊 這是直男的老二 還有別的男人想看嗎