《柯南脫口秀》第49期:返校節(jié)國王

I guess you know,I never put it together but probably because I had so little flesh,I needed artificial 我從來都不知道原因 但可能是因為我很瘦 我需要假的

Yeah,I was going to say.But I would wear it all day which they say is a sign of mental illness. 我也打算說呢 我整天都會穿 他們說這是精神病的象征

Yes,So I was kind of a guy but people were nice.I never got.And you were pretty popular? 是的 我是個奇特的人 但人們很友好 我從來沒有 你很受歡迎嗎

Well,weirdly,I was the homecoming king at my school. 奇怪的是 我是我學校的返校節(jié)國王

You were the homecoming king and you weight 110 pounds,yes,that's right. 你是返校節(jié)國王啊 體重110磅 是啊 是的

And you wore a heavy woman's coat?Yes,I like how you made it a woman's coat which in fact it probably was a hand me down from my aunt or something. 你還穿著女士厚外套 我喜歡你說這是女士外套 實際上可能是一個姑媽傳給我的

What happened was there was a bunch of handsome gentlemen who were perspective homecoming kings 事情是這樣的 有一群英俊的運動員 他們很有可能是返校節(jié)國王

and I think through an electoral fluke,they split the vote among themselves and the freaks were like,it's our moment, 我想著因為某種僥幸 他們均分了票數(shù) 所有的怪胎都想 我們的時刻到了

We can get one for ourselves like “The nightmare before Christmas”. 我么可以選上我們中的一員 像是《圣誕驚魂夜》

So I became the homecoming king.They will like coat boy,we will make him our king. 所以我成為了返校節(jié)國王 他們說外套男 我們會讓你成為我們的國王

So you became through total fluke homecoming king.Oddly enough. 結果你僥幸成為了返校節(jié)國王 很奇怪

We have a picture of you from back then and,oh my god.Why are you making that face? 我們有一張你那時候的照片 天啊 你為什么要擺出那個表情

Well,that was from,that was like from the program that handed out at the game. 那是 那是因為他們在比賽時要拍照

And I remember they're like we're going to take this photo for the homecoming program，so make sure you smile. 我記得他們說 我們要為返校節(jié)拍一張照片 所以一定要笑

I was like,I am not going to smile.I want to make this face. 我說 我不要笑 我要擺出這個表情

They were like smile,you look crazy and I thought it would be funny so I just insisted on making that face. 他們說 快笑啊 你看起來像個瘋子 我覺得這很搞笑 所以我堅持擺出那個表情

I didn't realize the except to which I looked like,kind of like the . 我沒意識到我照得太過了 看起來有點像元首