《柯南脫口秀》第52期:蘋果手表發(fā)售

This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have revealed great divisions between justices Antonin Scalia and Anthony Kennedy. 本周最高法院針對同性戀婚姻的審議據(jù)稱出現(xiàn)了很大分歧 分歧在安托尼·斯卡利亞和安東尼·肯尼迪兩位大法官之間產(chǎn)生

yeah，So I guess their engagement is off.That was silly. 看來他倆的婚是結(jié)不成了 二死了

Apple watch,is the apple watch out yet?You hear about the apple watch?I'm not sure. 蘋果手表 發(fā)售了嗎 你聽說蘋果手表的消息了嗎 不知道

I think the apple watch is about to come out or it's out already. 蘋果手表好像要發(fā)售了 要么就是已經(jīng)在發(fā)售了

No one knows.Does anyone here have an apple watch yet?People are just yelling at me,it's out. 沒人知道 在座有人已經(jīng)有蘋果手表了嗎 大家都在沖我喊 已經(jīng)發(fā)售了

Those are the people that don't exercise.They're like,it's out.Apple watch is out. 那些不鍛煉的人 大喊 發(fā)售了 蘋果手表已經(jīng)在發(fā)售了

That's not a great ad for apple.People's attitude,it's out. 這可不是什么好廣告 大家就這個態(tài)度

There's no sense of excitement there.No,no. 毫無興奮感 是啊

Here's the latest on the apple watch,kids.Apple,hey,gang,gather around,you see. 這是蘋果手表的最新消息 孩子們 各位 過來啊

Apple has banned fart sound apps from being downloaded to the apple watch.You can't do that. 蘋果屏蔽了放屁聲應(yīng)用軟件 不可將其下載到蘋果手表上 不能這么做

Which is why I will be buying the Samsung fart watch myself.That's what one I'm going to get. 所以我要去買三星的放屁手表 我要去買那個

it's actually the fart series four.Sure.It's fart-o-clock. 其實是放屁系列第四代 嗯 屁點了

Hey Andy,really,it's that time?yeah,it's half past fart.very nice.We're adults. 安迪 真的 都這時候了嗎 是啊 屁點半了 很好 我們是成年人