《柯南脫口秀》第65期:大家如此熱情

It's like we're here to see a cage match.They're going nuts. 感覺好像我們是來看鐵籠擂臺賽的 他們好瘋狂啊

I think they are here to see a cage match.I could fight the guestes. 我覺得他們真是來看鐵籠擂臺賽的 我可以跟嘉賓打架啊

In the middle of the monologue,I'll hit but a folding chair. 你獨白說到一半 我會拿折疊椅打你

Now we have a show of that enthusiasm.Tonight will be fantastic and violent,so thank you. 我們節(jié)目就值得大家如此熱情 今晚會很精彩 很暴力 謝謝

They really are an angry mob.a lot of them were eating of meat in the audience. 真是一群憤怒的暴民 好多人在觀眾席上大口啃肉呢

Excellent show.Lots to get to tonight,lots to talk about.Yeah,thanks for agreeing. 今晚節(jié)目很精彩 很多事要做 很多話題可聊 嗯 多謝同意

There is talk of Romney running for president again.Did you know that?That is a big news. 有傳聞稱米特·羅姆尼將再次參選總統(tǒng) 你們知道嗎 這是則大新聞

Well,this will go well when he watches it. 等他看這節(jié)目的時候一定很開心

I think I watched Conan to see what people thought about me running again.Click. 我要看看《柯南秀》 看看大家對我再次參選的反應(yīng) 點擊

That's not good.People saying he's going to run again,people referring to mitt Romney's possible presidential run as mitt3.0. 不妙啊 有傳聞稱他將再次參選 大家把米特·羅姆尼的可能參選稱為米特3.0

Coincidentally mitt3.0 is also the name of Romney's third son.They are like yeah. 巧的是 這也是羅姆第三個兒子的名字 大家都不置可否

He's a toaster oven with nice hair.mitt3.0. 他就是個發(fā)型不錯的烤爐 米特3號