《柯南脫口秀》第97期:競(jìng)選的主題

We do have a great show.We do.A lot of fun stuff planned,and a kind of history day,I don't know if you know this, 今晚節(jié)目很棒的 不知道大家是否知道 今天是歷史性的一天

The firsts McDonald's opened 60 years ago this week.Isn't that crazy?The first McDonald's. 本周是首家麥當(dāng)勞開張六十周年 多瘋狂啊 首家麥當(dāng)勞

A McDonald's spokesman said that we're proud to say that in 60 years our burgers haven't changed and neither have our workers' wages.60 cents an hour,I think. 一名麥當(dāng)勞發(fā)言人表示 我們很驕傲的說(shuō) 六十年了 我們的漢堡始終如一 工人薪酬也毫無(wú)增長(zhǎng) 時(shí)薪60美分吧

Speaking of income,Hillary Clinton in the news.Hillary Clinton is making income inequality a central theme in her campaign. 說(shuō)到收入 希拉里·克林頓上新聞了 希拉里·克林頓要將收入不平等作為競(jìng)選的主題

Yeah,for example,today she out that her husband makes 300 million dollars a year.she has to get by on 200 million dollars a year. 比如 她今天指出 她丈夫每年掙三億美元 而她只能靠每年兩億美元勉強(qiáng)生活

and that's not fair.Also,,not funy.apparently,not. 這是不公平的 另外 顯然也不好笑 顯然是不好笑的

Apparently we found the guy who's overpaid.You'll like this one gang. 我們顯然是發(fā)現(xiàn)拿錢不該那么多的人是誰(shuí)了 大家會(huì)喜歡這個(gè)段子的

Tax day was yesterday.and marijuana growers are complaining that the can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. 昨天是報(bào)稅日 大麻種植者抱怨說(shuō) 由于聯(lián)邦法律 他們的開支無(wú)法報(bào)銷

Well,apparently someone tried to claim the fish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen.That's not going to happen,guys. 據(jù)稱是有人想把費(fèi)西合唱團(tuán)巡演按家庭辦公室算 這可不行 這是不行的