《柯南脫口秀》第124期:專門訓(xùn)練明星

Highly anticipated.A lot of buzz about this movie. 大家都很期待 這部電影廣受好評

We're all excited to see it.I'm just curious. 我們都很期待 我很好奇

You were told,or someone said when you were making the movie be good if you lose a little weight. 在你拍這部電影時 有人說 他們建議你減肥

Stop putting food in my mouth?yeah. 不再往嘴里塞東西嗎 是的

That's a delicate subject.Did someone really say that? 這個話題很敏感 人們真的可以這樣說嗎

It is.Don't offend the girl.They're so sensitive. 是啊 別冒犯女孩 她們很敏感

Actuall somebody came to me and they're like how  do you want to look for the movie? 實際上 有人來找我說 你想在片中以什么形象示人

I was like I don't know,like scaves and blazers.They're like,no,no,no. 我說我不知道 圍巾加外套什么的吧 他們說 不不不

Movie screens are big.Do you want to maybe skip a meal once in your life?I was like,hum. 電影銀屏很大 你能不能行行好 少吃一次 我就

So,oh,no.Hollywood on camera?yeah,like that's how it goes. 不 鏡頭上的好萊塢 對 就是這樣的

So it got to the point where I'm like a silver person,like somebody tweeted the other day about some actress. 后來發(fā)展到 但我是個樂觀的人 有天某人發(fā)推特噴某個女演員

They were like she looks like a fat Amy Schumer.I was like,yes. 他們說 她長得像胖胖的艾米·舒默 我說 太好了

You know?It was so exciting.That was me they were talking about. 你知道嗎 我很興奮 他們說的是我

Andy.Andy.Andy,you're a great actress.Thank you.Oh my god. 安迪 安迪 安迪 你是個很棒的女演員 謝謝 上帝啊

But no,they gave me an option if I wanted to get a trainer.I was like,yes. 不 但是他們問我想不想要個健身教練 我說好的

So they got me a trainer.He is like the dude that trains people here. 所以他們給我雇了一個教練 他是專門訓(xùn)練明星的那種人

And he was walking toward me kind of like looking me up and down like you look at somebody who's disfigured like he was like,oh,that's your body?I was like,mm-hmm. 他向我走來 打量了一下我 就好像在看某個丑八怪一樣 他說 你身材就這樣嗎 我說是的