《柯南脫口秀》第131期:無(wú)人在乎的沉默

That's not the sound want to hear at the top of the show.That was very nice. 節(jié)目一開(kāi)始可不想聽(tīng)到這樣的聲音 真是熱情啊

Thank you for that.We have a show of that magic tonight,Don't we,Andy Richter?Oh,we sure do,Conan. 多謝大家 今晚的節(jié)目值得大家這樣的熱情 是不是 安迪·里克特 可不是 柯南

Andy practices that line every day.I say that about everyting. 安迪每天都練習(xí)這句臺(tái)詞 我遇到什么事都這么說(shuō)

you betcha,conan!Oh,I agree with whatever you just said.Why do you say it so angrily? 可不是 柯南 你說(shuō)什么我都同意 你怎么語(yǔ)氣那么憤怒

I'm an angry guy.Yeah,you are.we have a really fun show tonight.We will have a good time.so much to talk about. 我就是火氣旺 是啊 今晚節(jié)目真的很精彩 我們會(huì)很開(kāi)心 很多可聊

I cannot believe the next presidential election is already under way. 簡(jiǎn)直難以相信 下屆總統(tǒng)大選已經(jīng)開(kāi)始了

Seems like it's coming too fast.People are already announced. 感覺(jué)有點(diǎn)太快了 大家已經(jīng)開(kāi)始宣布了

Rand Paul is not officially a candidate.Yeah,hold your applause. 蘭德·保羅 現(xiàn)在正式成為候選人了 大家別鼓掌啊

That was the sound of no one caring. 這是無(wú)人在乎的沉默

He said something interesting today though,Presidential candidate Rand Paul said Romney's defeat proves safe candidates cannnot win 他今天說(shuō)了句有趣的話(huà) 總統(tǒng)候選人蘭德·保羅說(shuō) 米特·羅姆尼的失敗證明 保險(xiǎn)的候選人贏不下選舉

and a candidate needs to take big chances.That's what he said,yeah. 候選人需要冒大險(xiǎn) 他說(shuō)了這話(huà)

Just about an hour ago,Rand Paul announced his running mate will be Suge . 一小時(shí)前 蘭德·保羅宣布他的競(jìng)選伙伴會(huì)是蘇格·奈特

Yeah,that's fun.I'm looking forward to that.I'm going to vote for them. 多好玩啊 我挺期待的 我會(huì)為他們投票的

This is interesting.The campaign to put a woman on the 20 dollar bill,which has been going on for a while. 有趣的新聞 推動(dòng)將女性畫(huà)在20塊鈔票的活動(dòng) 這項(xiàng)活動(dòng)已經(jīng)進(jìn)行好一陣了

That campaign,they narrowed the choices down to four finalists.Isn't that interesting? 這項(xiàng)活動(dòng) 已經(jīng)將候選人縮小到四個(gè)人范圍內(nèi)了 多有趣啊

Four finalists are Rose Parks,Harriet Tubman,Eleanor Roosevelt and Flo from the progressive ads. 四位入選者是羅莎·帕克斯 哈莉特·塔布曼 艾莉諾·羅斯福 和前進(jìn)保險(xiǎn)公司廣告的弗洛

Oh,you like,I can't believe you guys went for Flo.That says someting terrible about our country. 你們居然這么挺弗洛 真為我們國(guó)家擔(dān)心啊