《柯南脫口秀》第134期:百萬富翁

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2019年02月24日

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This is an urgent message from the department of . 這是一則來自衛(wèi)生部的緊急訊息

we are facing a crisis brought on by disposal of a virtually Easter candy. 我們正面臨由于不當丟棄不可食復活節(jié)糖果而引發(fā)的危機

I'm talking,of course,about peeps.Every year at easter,millions of peeps are left uneaten. 我說的就是動物棉花糖每年復活節(jié) 數(shù)百萬的動物棉花糖無人食用

These peeps,which are not biodegradeable,accumulate Fland fills and wash down storm drains,resulting to great harm to local wildlife. 這些棉花糖不可降解會逐漸堆積沖下下水系統(tǒng) 并對當?shù)匾吧鷦游镌斐蓢乐貍?/div>

That's why this year we are urging people to recycle uneaten peeps. 所以今年我們敦促人們回收不可食動物棉花糖

Peeps are made from a material that has many uses including,leveling tables. 動物棉花糖的材料是可愛而多用途的材料它有很多用處比如墊桌子

Scrubbing caked-on grease,a great substitute for packing peanuts,Peep nuts if you will. 刷粘鍋油脂代替緩沖泡沫可以稱為緩沖棉花糖

Protective sporting gear.Medical as a BPA Free plastic.Home insulation,it's slightly less it than asbestos. 做保護性體育工具當做醫(yī)療植入物隔音比石棉的毒性稍稍小一些

Military training.Watch out,ISIS.And our long-term plan,sending peeps to space,so man can eventually set up a colony on planet peep. 軍隊訓練小心哦伊斯蘭國長期計劃是將棉花糖送入太空讓人類最終能在棉花糖星球建立殖民地

So think before you throw those peeps away.You can make a difference,from my peeps to yours. 所以扔掉棉花糖之前三思啊你可以做出改變就像我這樣

What else is going on?I heard something interesting.I heard that guy Robert dirst was for illegal possession of a gun.That's the latest news. 還有什么我聽說件有趣的事我聽說那個羅伯特·德斯特被控非法持械這是最新消息

Oh,yeah,that creepy guy from that HBO documentary "The Jinx"?That's right,he's a weird,old millionaire. 就是那個紀錄片《厄運》里很嚇人的那個家伙吧沒錯怪異的老百萬富翁

A lot of news about him.he's been connected with three different murders,maybe even more.He gives everyone the willies. 新聞對他有很多報道他與三起不同的兇案相關(guān) 甚至可能更多他讓人十分膽寒

Every time I think about him,I get the willies.I think he's really creepy. 每次想到他就禁不住膽寒我覺得他好嚇人