英語(yǔ)笑話:Pink Suit Sale 粉紅西裝賣出去了

[00:15.54]Pink Suit Sale

[00:17.35]粉紅西裝賣出去了!

[00:20.34]When the store manager

[00:21.43]returned from lunch,

[00:22.78]he noticed his clerk's hand

[00:24.43]was bandaged,

[00:25.64]but before he could ask

[00:27.03]about the bandage,

[00:28.16]the clerk said he had

[00:29.42]some very good news for him.

[00:31.57]"Guess what, sir?"

[00:33.05]the clerk said.

[00:34.01]"I finally sold that terrible,

[00:35.71]ugly suit we've had so long!"

[00:38.17]"Do you mean

[00:38.93]that repulsive pink-and-blue

[00:40.97]double-breasted thing?"

[00:42.46]the manager asked.

[00:43.99]"That's the one!"

[00:45.47]"That's great!"

[00:46.71]the manager cried,

[00:48.25]"I thought

[00:48.88]we'd never get rid of that monstrosity!

[00:51.44]That had to be the ugliest suit

[00:53.52]we've ever had!

[00:55.00]But tell me.

[00:55.70]Why is your hand bandaged?"

[00:57.72]"Oh," the clerk replied,

[01:00.19]"after I sold the guy that suit,

[01:02.34]his guide dog bit me."

[01:06.82]中文大意

[01:51.46]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)

[01:53.08]be bandaged

[01:56.67]bandage

[01:58.57]繃帶

[02:00.68]用繃帶包扎

[02:02.99]The surgeon

[02:04.06]bandaged up his injured head

[02:11.19]repulsive pink-and-blue

[02:13.08]double-breasted thing

[02:15.53]repulsive

[02:19.87]令人厭惡的，可怕的

[02:22.30]double breasted

[02:23.92]兩排鈕扣，雙排扣

[02:26.16]Double-breasted Suit

[02:28.33]雙排扣西裝

[02:29.94]雙襟西裝

[02:36.70]一排鈕扣或單排扣

[02:38.66]single breasted

[02:42.06]get rid of that monstrosity

[02:44.53]get rid of

[02:46.83]擺脫，處理

[02:53.22]We are trying to get rid of the mice

[02:55.26]in this house

[02:59.21]He can never get rid of the shadow

[03:00.68]of the war

[03:04.51]monstrosity

[03:09.84]怪物，畸形的東西

[03:13.54]guide dog

服裝店經(jīng)理吃完午餐回來(lái)，發(fā)現(xiàn)店員的手包上了繃帶，沒(méi)等他問(wèn)，店員告訴他一個(gè)非常好的消息。 “猜猜看發(fā)生什么事了，經(jīng)理。”店員說(shuō)，“我終于把那套一直壓在這兒的難看透頂?shù)奈餮b賣出去了!” “不是那件粉紅帶藍(lán)條的雙排扣套裝吧!那套衣服實(shí)在太可怕了!” “就是那件。” “太棒了!”經(jīng)理叫道，“我一直以為我們無(wú)法處理掉那件怪物了，那是我們有過(guò)最難看的西裝。對(duì)了，你的手怎么上繃帶了?” “哦，”店員說(shuō)，“當(dāng)我把那件西裝賣給客人以后，他的導(dǎo)盲犬撲上來(lái)咬了我一口。”