英語笑話:這是你被稱為指揮的原因

[00:25.41]Percussion 敲擊

[00:29.15]Rehearsal 排練

[00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻

[00:37.30]Conductor 指揮

[00:42.07]英文原文

[00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[00:48.48]my section kept making mistakes.

[00:50.42]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[00:52.60]the professor conducting us sneered,

[00:54.15]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[00:55.61]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."

[00:58.03]A friend next to me whispered,

[00:59.53]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[01:01.51]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."

[01:08.04]中文大意

[01:51.69]逐句對照

[01:55.25]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[01:58.04]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[02:00.53]my section kept making mistakes.

[02:13.28]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[02:15.28]the professor conducting us sneered,

[02:23.40]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[02:25.06]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."

[02:35.39]A friend next to me whispered,

[02:36.67]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[02:38.64]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."

[02:55.52]多學(xué)一點

[02:59.82]percussion 碰撞，敲擊

[03:03.48]percussion major 打擊樂專業(yè)

[03:07.47]rehearsal 排練

[03:10.79]A rehearsal will be held the day before the wedding.

[03:17.39]rehearsal

[03:19.05]rehearse

[03:23.23]dumb

[03:35.92]傻的

[03:37.71]He is so dumb.

[03:40.86]conductor 樂隊指揮

[03:50.88]重新聽一次故事原文

[03:53.42]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[03:55.88]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[03:58.18]my section kept making mistakes.

[04:00.24]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[04:02.23]the professor conducting us sneered,

[04:04.00]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[04:05.48]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."

[04:07.66]A friend next to me whispered,

[04:09.20]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[04:11.34]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."

這是你被稱為指揮的原因

上大學(xué)時我學(xué)的是打擊樂專業(yè)。在學(xué)生管弦樂隊的一次排練過程中，我們打擊樂的那部分樂手老是出錯。 “當你愚蠢到什么都演奏不出來時”， 正在指揮我們演奏的教授嘲笑說，“他們就給你一、兩根棒棒，然后把你放到后面，把你稱為打擊樂手”。坐在我身邊的一個朋友跟我小聲耳語，“如果你傻到兩根棒棒都拿不好，他們就把你弄到前面去，把你稱為指揮”。