英語幽默:巧合

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
臺上一個女士正在放聲高歌，臺下的一個聽眾跟他旁邊的一個男人抱怨說，
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
“這是什么嗓子??？你知道她是誰嗎？”
The man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
那個男人回答，“她是我老婆。”
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad.
“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是說她嗓子不差，就是曲子太難聽了。
I wonder who wrote that awful song."
我真是想不到誰會寫出這么難聽的曲子呢？”
"I did." said the man.
那個男人回答，“是我寫的！”