雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà):獎(jiǎng)品

獎(jiǎng)品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.

小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書(shū)從學(xué)?；丶襾?lái)了。“這是獎(jiǎng)品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

"A prized What for，dear"

“獎(jiǎng)品?因?yàn)槭裁吹玫?，寶?”

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."

“因?yàn)樽匀皇?。老師?wèn)我鴕鳥(niǎo)有幾條腿，我說(shuō)有三條。”

“But an ostrich has only two legs."

“但是鴕鳥(niǎo)是兩條腿啊。”

"I know it now. But all the pupil said four，so !was the closest."

“我現(xiàn)在知道了。但是其他學(xué)生都說(shuō)有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”