雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話：始終如一的一句話

It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!

嚴(yán)冬來(lái)臨，荷曼太太想采購(gòu)一大批東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ嗽S多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經(jīng)常停下腳步說(shuō)道：“看，喬伊!那個(gè)多漂亮!”

He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.

他總是回答：“好吧!親愛(ài)的，多少錢?”然后掏錢去付款。

It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!

他們從最后一家商店出來(lái)的時(shí)候夜幕已經(jīng)降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心里想著其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說(shuō)道：“看那月亮多美，喬伊!”

Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it?

荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，親愛(ài)的，多少錢?”