英語笑話：就我個人而言

A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.

一位身材修長，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國人向來訪的美國人解釋英國法律。

"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.

“你知道嗎?在英國，同性戀從前被認為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，

Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,

一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。

and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .

大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。

Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "

不過就我個人而言，非要等到法令強制大家都得同性戀時，我才會開心。”