英語(yǔ)笑話：惡棍

Joe was a professional boxer and the strongest man in Hiplace.You should have seen him carry his mother-in-low in his arms. All that times from Royal Bar, and there was no visible sign of effort on his face.The other day，or should I say the other night, Joe came home rather late, and as his wife Bess saw him, she almost fainted... His nose was like a squashed potato; he had a black eye，and his left ear war bleeding.

喬是職業(yè)拳擊手，也是海普拉斯最強(qiáng)壯的人。你應(yīng)該看到過(guò)他從皇家酒吧一路把丈母娘抱回家而臉上好像若無(wú)其事的樣子。有一天，或者該說(shuō)，有一天晚上喬回來(lái)得很晚。妻子貝思看到他，差一點(diǎn)昏了過(guò)去。他的鼻子像打爛了的土豆，眼睛周圍黑著，左耳血流不止。

A:You are in a shocking state, darling. What happened to you?

你的樣子太嚇人了，親愛的，發(fā)生了什么事?

B:Nothing much to speak of, I had an argument with a chap who drank my beer.

沒(méi)什么。有一個(gè)家伙喝我的啤酒，我與他理論了一番。

A: What a rascal!Where are your muscles , my poor darling? I would like to lay my hands on that scoundreL.I would teach him a lesson...

真混!你的力氣都哪兒去了，可憐的人?我真想逮著那個(gè)惡棍，好好教訓(xùn)教訓(xùn)他……

B:Be quiet!That's not the way one should speak of a dead man.

別說(shuō)了!用這種口氣說(shuō)一個(gè)死了的人可不應(yīng)該。