英語(yǔ)笑話：超速行駛

 

A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. “I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman, writing his note. “You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”

“Would you mind making it 100, officer?” was the reply. “You see, I'm going to sell the car.”

超速行駛

一名超速行駛的駕駛員被巡邏警車攔住后，警察一邊做記錄，一邊說(shuō)：“我要給你開一張超速罰單，因?yàn)槟銊偛诺能囁僖呀?jīng)超過(guò)了60英里。”

“警官，請(qǐng)你把時(shí)速寫為100英里好嗎?你知道，我正要打算賣這輛車。”