英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：酒吧經(jīng)典對(duì)話（一）

　　男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為你買(mǎi)一杯飲料嗎?)

　　女：Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢(qián)。)

　　經(jīng)典對(duì)話二：

　　男：Can I have your name?(直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?)

　　女：Why? Don't you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)

　　經(jīng)典對(duì)話三：

　　男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

　　女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)