英語幽默笑話：蘇格拉底的啟示

By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher --- Socrates

務必要結(jié)婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家(蘇格拉底的老 婆是著名的悍婦)

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人失去了學士學位，女人獲得了碩士學位(bachelor也有單身漢的意思，master也有征服者的含義)