英語(yǔ)幽默：Don't Argue with Children 不要和小孩爭(zhēng)論

The teacher said it was physicallyimpossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。

她的老師說(shuō)：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常校”

那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)約拿(一位西伯來(lái)先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。

她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說(shuō)：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來(lái)講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。”

那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)：“那等我到了天堂，就去問(wèn)問(wèn)約拿。”

她的老師問(wèn)：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”

那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問(wèn)他。”