幽默笑話精粹17：愛爾蘭人的運(yùn)氣

Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.

一對(duì)愛爾蘭情侶坐在公園里的長(zhǎng)椅上。他們手牽著手，但是那個(gè)女的一直緊張地?cái)[弄她的雙手。

Mary: “Patrick. I have something to tell you.”

瑪麗:“帕特瑞克，我有些事想告訴你。”

Patrick: “Well，what’s on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.”

帕特瑞克:“好的，你在想什么?有什么事你盡管可以跟我說(shuō)。”

Mary: “It’ s so terrible.”

瑪麗:“這件事簡(jiǎn)直太難講出口了。”

Patrick: “You know you can trust me. What is it?”

帕克瑞克:“請(qǐng)你相信我，到底是什么事?”

Mary: “Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money in sight…”

瑪麗:“那是好幾年前的事了。我爸爸失業(yè)了，當(dāng)時(shí)沒有錢。”

Patrick: “So, what is it?”

帕特瑞克:“那然后呢?”

Mary: “Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn… prostitute!”

瑪麗:“哦，當(dāng)時(shí)我們簡(jiǎn)直是絕望之極。所以有時(shí)候我不得不去做妓女!”

Patrick: “WHAT!”

帕特瑞克:“你說(shuō)什么?”

Mary: “We needed the money so bad!”

瑪麗:“我們太需要錢了。”

Patrick: “There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul! How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!”

帕特瑞克:“不要找借口開脫了。出賣你的靈魂，你怎么能這么做呢? 你! 瑪麗，這我實(shí)在是接受不了。”

Mary: “Not you, Pat! No! I thought you'd understand. I thought your could still love me, even though I had been a whore.”

瑪麗:“不，帕特請(qǐng)不要這樣，我覺得你能理解我。我相信你依然愛我，哪怕我曾經(jīng)出賣過(guò)自己的身體。”

Patrick:“Oh! … You … Well, that's ok. For a moment I thought you said protestant’!”

帕特瑞克:“哦，你等會(huì)兒，那沒關(guān)系。剛才我還以為你是說(shuō)你是當(dāng)了新教徒呢。”