幽默笑話精粹27：法官的手表

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police."For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today，I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom."

一個(gè)法官正告知陪審團(tuán)，不必因?yàn)橐粋€(gè)證人改變了他已經(jīng)交給警察的證詞就認(rèn)為他不可信。“比方說(shuō)，”他說(shuō)，“當(dāng)今天我走進(jìn)我的辦公室的時(shí)候，我以為我的金表在我的口袋里。但隨后我想起來(lái)我把它放在我臥室的書(shū)桌上了。”

When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him，"Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?"

當(dāng)法官那天晚上回到家時(shí)，他妻子問(wèn)他:“為什么那么著急要你的表?還派三個(gè)人取你的表，是不是有一點(diǎn)過(guò)分了?”

"What?” said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?"

“什么?”法官說(shuō)，“我沒(méi)派人來(lái)取表，更不用說(shuō)三個(gè)人。你都干了什么?”

"I gave it to the first man,” said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was."

“我把手表給了第一個(gè)人，”妻子說(shuō)，“因?yàn)樗芮宄潜矸旁谑裁吹胤健?rdquo;