英語笑話：三只小豬（雙語）

三只小豬

The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took their drinkorders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!

一天晚上，三只小豬出去吃飯。服務(wù)員走過來后，遞給它們飲料清單。“我要一杯雪碧。”第一只小豬說。“我要一杯可樂。”第二只小豬說到。“我要許多許多的啤酒。”第三只小豬回答道。

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

飲料上來了，服務(wù)員遞給它們晚飯清單。“我要一個(gè)大大的，味道濃的牛排。”第一只小豬點(diǎn)到。第二只小豬說：“我要一個(gè)沙拉拼盤”。“我要許許多多的啤酒”，第三只小豬說到。

The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!"exclaimed the third little piggie!

飯菜上來了。過了一會(huì)兒，服務(wù)員走過來，詢問它們是否需要一些點(diǎn)心。“我要一杯香蕉奶昔”，第一只小豬說。“我要一個(gè)巧克力蛋糕”，第二只小豬說。第三只小豬叫到，“我要啤酒，好多的啤酒!”

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you onlyordered beer all evening?"

“請?jiān)徫颐懊恋陌l(fā)問，”服務(wù)員對第三只小豬說到，“可是為什么今晚你一直只點(diǎn)啤酒呢”

The third piggie says...

第三只小豬回答道，

"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

“好吧，那是因?yàn)橛腥艘宦纺蚰蛑丶?”