《老友記》(Friends) 經(jīng)典搞笑片段賞析節(jié)選

小編導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：《老友記》，是一部由美國(guó)NBC拍攝的展示紐約曼哈頓三男三女六位好友日常生活的情景喜劇，講述了朋友之間的喜怒哀樂(lè)，并且里面包含很多搞笑情節(jié)。接下來(lái)和小編一起來(lái)欣賞一下吧！

搞笑片段賞析一

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]

Ross: (mortified) Hi.

Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個(gè)人都開(kāi)始望著我。

他們以前不看你嗎?!

終于，我認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來(lái)，我感到很奇怪，因?yàn)槲覌尣辉蜻^(guò)電話給我!

嗨。

這家伙向我打招呼時(shí)我就想自殺。

你還好吧?

我感覺(jué)有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖上……

搞笑片段賞析二

Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

Joey: Which goes where?

Chandler: I have no idea.

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)

Joey: Done with the bookcase!

Chandler: All finished!

Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

Ross: You guys.

Chandler: Oh, God.

Joey: You got screwed.

Chandler: Oh my God!

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]

Monica: Oh my God!

我想我們做好書(shū)架了。

真漂亮。

這是什么?

我只能說(shuō)這是個(gè)“L”型托架。

是哪兒的?

我也不知道。

書(shū)架做好了!終于做好了!

這是卡羅最愛(ài)喝的啤酒。

她總是不用杯子喝，我早應(yīng)該看出蛛絲馬跡。

嗨…………

如果你再這樣，我們就走了。

對(duì)啊，請(qǐng)不要破壞這里的樂(lè)趣。

羅斯，我問(wèn)你一個(gè)問(wèn)題。

她分得家俱，音響和好電視。

你分得什么?

你們。

天啊。

你昏頭了吧。

嗯，天啊!

嗯，天啊。