英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit3：If only倘若

倘若

A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .

有個(gè)男人駕著車沿著一條又陡峭又窄小的山路往上開(kāi)。

A woman is driving down the same road .

有個(gè)女人沿著同一條路往下開(kāi)著車。

As they pass ench other ,

當(dāng)他們彼此錯(cuò)車時(shí)，

the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"

這個(gè)女人斜靠著車窗向外太喊：“豬!”

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

這個(gè)男人立刻也斜靠著他的車窗向外大聲響應(yīng)：“臭女人.!”

They each continue on their way ,

他們各自繼續(xù)開(kāi)車上路，

and as the man ronds the next corner ,

當(dāng)這個(gè)男人繞到下一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)彎處的時(shí)候，

he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

他競(jìng)撞上了在路中央的一只豬。

If only men would listen.

倘若男人會(huì)聽(tīng)話就沒(méi)事了。