美國流行笑話：Can pilots fly? 飛行員會飛嗎？

78　Can pilots fly? 飛行員會飛嗎？

The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this, they would often approach him about it. “Is it true? You, a boat captain, can't swim?” “No, I can't!” he replied. “Can pilots fly?”

五大湖實驗室雇用一位有執(zhí)照的船長開研究用的船。大家都知道這個船長不會游泳。當新來的人知道這事以后，他們常常會去問他：“這是真的嗎？你一個船長不會游泳？”他回答說：“我是不會游泳。飛行員會飛嗎？”