美國(guó)流行笑話(huà)：Express Line 快速交款隊(duì)伍

123　Express Line 快速交款隊(duì)伍

I nabbed a shoplifter in the act. When I was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, he tried to run away. After a scuffle, I pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at me. “Everything's fine, folks,” I reassured them. “This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than nine items.”

我當(dāng)場(chǎng)抓獲一名正在商店里行竊的小偷。在我押送這名嫌犯到前面辦公室去的途中，他試圖逃跑。經(jīng)過(guò)一陣小小的扭打，我把他壓在墻上。當(dāng)我抬起頭來(lái)的時(shí)候，發(fā)現(xiàn)好幾雙吃驚的眼睛在盯著我看。我安慰他們說(shuō)：“一切正常。這家伙只是想拿超過(guò)九樣?xùn)|西從快速交款隊(duì)伍里過(guò)去。”