美國流行笑話：The Eighth Symptom 第八個(gè)癥狀

131　The Eighth Symptom 第八個(gè)癥狀

Hypochondriac that I am, I constantly log on to the Internet to self-diagnose my latest ailment. But even I knew it was time to lighten up the day I typed in the key words liver disorders. That led me to a medical site. With growing alarm I realized I had each of the first seven symptoms. Then I came to No. 8 and suddenly felt much better: “Feeling of lethargy. No longer enjoys romping and wagging tail.”

我患有憂郁癥，經(jīng)常登錄到網(wǎng)上去自我診斷我最近的疾病。盡管知道應(yīng)該樂觀起來了，我還是鍵入了關(guān)鍵詞“肝臟失常”。它把我?guī)нM(jìn)一個(gè)醫(yī)學(xué)網(wǎng)站。當(dāng)看到頭七個(gè)癥狀我全有的時(shí)候，我越來越緊張。當(dāng)看到第八個(gè)癥狀的時(shí)候，我突然覺得好多了：“沒精打采、不再喜愛玩鬧和搖尾巴。”