美國流行笑話：My vision's not too good 我眼神不太好

145　My vision's not too good 我眼神不太好

I played for a semipro baseball team. At every game we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the team's expenses and the other half went to the winning ticket holder. One day they held the drawing just as I was stepping up to bat. The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket, and then turned to me. “Could you read me the number?” he asked. “My vision's not too good.”

我在一個半職業(yè)的棒球隊打球。每次比賽我們都賣抽獎券。用其中一半錢支付球隊的開銷，另一半給中獎的人。有一天當我走上去要擊球的時候，他們正在抽獎。本壘板裁判員抽出中獎票，遞給我說：“你能不能把號碼念給我聽？我眼神不太好。”