美國流行笑話：Every three months or 3,000 miles 每三個月或者三千英里

182　Every three months or 3,000 miles 每三個月或者三千英里

When I went to a store to get oil and filters, I bought my wife a bouquet of flowers. Some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. “How often do you do that?” one asked. Before I could answer, the checkout girl said, “Every three months or 3,000 miles—whichever comes first.”
我到商店買機油和濾油器，也給我妻子買了一束鮮花。排在我后面的幾個女人大驚小怪地談論丈夫給妻子買花的事。有一個問我：“你隔多久買一次??？”我還沒來得及回答，收款小姐就搶著說：“每三個月或者三千英里，看哪一個先到。”