美國流行笑話：What position do you play? 你是踢什么位置的？

208　What position do you play? 你是踢什么位置的？

After I had injured one of my shins for the umptieth time, my doctor suggested I wear some sort of protection. Remembering the shin guards I wore when I played soccer over 60 years ago, I went to a sporting goods store. I'm a petite, elderly woman, so when a young man came to help me, I said, “Don't laugh, but I'm looking for a pair of shin guards for soccer.” “Okay,” he said with a completely straight face. “What position do you play?”
在我無數(shù)次傷到一根脛骨以后，醫(yī)生建議我采取一些保護(hù)措施。我記得六十多年前踢足球時候戴過的護(hù)脛，就到一家體育用品商店去。我是一個瘦小的老太太。所以，當(dāng)一個年輕小伙子過來招呼我的時候，我對他說：“不要笑話我。我要買一副踢足球用的護(hù)脛。”他非常嚴(yán)肅地說：“你是踢什么位置的？”