愚人笑話：Tomorrow's Paper 明天的報紙

277　Tomorrow's Paper 明天的報紙

A flustered customer arrived at the front desk of our local newspaper. “I need the papers from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and today,” he said. The woman at the desk dutifully went off to collect the week's news. When she returned with the stack, the customer added, “As long as I'm here, I may as well pick up tomorrow's paper too.”

英語笑話

一位緊張不安的顧客來到我們當?shù)貓笊绲那芭_。他說：“我要星期一、星期二、星期三和今天的報紙。”前臺小姐很負責地去給他收集這個星期的報紙。當她拿著一疊報紙回來的時候，這位顧客補充說：“既然我來這里了，我把明天的報紙也拿著吧。”