愚人笑話：A Dying Lightning Bug 快死的螢火蟲(chóng)

307　A Dying Lightning Bug 快死的螢火蟲(chóng)

Our sergeant major was dimmer than a dying lightning bug. One day, I found a set of dog tags with his name on them in the shower. So, of course, I returned them. “Wow!” he said. “How'd you know they were mine?”

英語(yǔ)笑話

我們的軍士長(zhǎng)比快死的螢火蟲(chóng)還要昏暗。有一天，我在浴室里撿到一副身份識(shí)別牌子，上面有他的名字。理所當(dāng)然我拿去還他。他竟然說(shuō)：“噢，你怎么知道是我的？”