雙語(yǔ)幽默故事：Story Nine

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”

“沒(méi)有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”