雙語(yǔ)警察笑話：484　A Bad Day for the Couple 夫妻雙雙被抓

英語(yǔ)笑話

484　A Bad Day for the Couple 夫妻雙雙被抓

Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 MPH zone. “What'll I tell my husband?” I worried, explaining to the police officer that he was a self-described “perfect” driver. The cop took a second look at the name and address on my license. “Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?” he asked. Baffled, I answered, “Yes.” “I stopped him for going 47.”

急著去參加橋牌錦標(biāo)賽，我在限速每小時(shí)35英里的區(qū)段開(kāi)43，被警察抓到。我擔(dān)心該怎么向我的丈夫交代。我向警察解釋說(shuō)，我丈夫自稱(chēng)他是“完美的”司機(jī)。警察又看了一下我駕駛執(zhí)照上的姓名和地址，問(wèn)：“你丈夫今天早上是不是去打野鴨子？”我困惑地說(shuō)：“是?！薄八_(kāi)47被我抓到了?！?