雙語警察笑話：503　Slow down or stop 慢下來還是停下來

英語笑話

503　Slow down or stop 慢下來還是停下來

A policeman pulled over a driver for rolling through a stop sign. The driver argued that she'd slowed down, and that slowing down was the same as stopping. The cop disagreed. “If I started hitting you over the head with this flashlight,” he said, “would you want me to slow down or stop?”

一個(gè)警察讓一個(gè)沒能在“停”指示牌前停車的司機(jī)靠到路邊。那個(gè)司機(jī)爭辯說她已經(jīng)慢下來了，而慢下來和停下來是一樣的。警察不同意。他說：“如果我開始用這個(gè)手電筒往你的頭上打，你是希望我慢下來還是停下來呢？”