雙語醫(yī)患笑話：370　Comments Taken from Hospital Charts 病歷里摘錄下來的精彩文字

英語笑話

370　Comments Taken from Hospital Charts 病歷里摘錄下來的精彩文字

Ever wonder what medical personnel scribble on those clipboards attached to the foot of the bed? Here are some incredible comments taken from hospital charts: “The patient refused autopsy,” “The patient has no previous history of suicides,” “She is numb from her toes down,” “Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities,” “Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.”

你有沒有想過醫(yī)護(hù)人員會(huì)在掛在病床腿上的夾子板上亂涂些什么？下面是從醫(yī)院病歷里摘錄下來的精彩文字：“病人拒絕驗(yàn)尸”；“病人以前無自殺史”；“她從腳趾以下麻木”；“病人有兩個(gè)十幾歲的孩子，但是沒有其他不正常”；“出院狀態(tài)：活著，但沒有我的許可”。