英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 軍營(yíng)篇：508　Do you have change for a dollar? 你能不能換一塊錢(qián)硬幣？

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

508　Do you have change for a dollar? 你能不能換一塊錢(qián)硬幣？

The lieutenant wanted to use a pay phone but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw a private mopping the floors and asked him, “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” “I sure have, buddy,” the private answered. Giving him a mean stare, the lieutenant said, “That's no way to address an officer. Let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?” “No, sir,” the private replied.

一個(gè)中尉要用投幣電話(huà)，但是沒(méi)有零錢(qián)。他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)二等兵在擦地板，就問(wèn)：“當(dāng)兵的，你能不能換一塊錢(qián)硬幣？”二等兵回答說(shuō)：“哥們兒，當(dāng)然有啦。”中尉很不客氣地盯住他看，說(shuō)：“這可不是對(duì)長(zhǎng)官說(shuō)話(huà)的方式，我們重新來(lái)過(guò)。二等兵，你能不能換一塊錢(qián)硬幣？”二等兵回答說(shuō)：“報(bào)告長(zhǎng)官，沒(méi)有。”