英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：605　You were coughing in your sleep 你睡覺的時(shí)候在咳嗽

英語(yǔ)笑話

605　You were coughing in your sleep 你睡覺的時(shí)候在咳嗽

After my first child was born, my mother came to stay with me for a few weeks to help out, but I still woke up whenever the baby made the slightest sound during the night. One morning, I groggily asked my mom, “How long before I stop hearing every noise the baby makes?” Mom was obviously only half-listening. “Honey, are you coming down with something?” she asked. “You were coughing in your sleep.”

我生了第一個(gè)孩子以后，我媽媽到我家來住幾個(gè)星期照顧月子。但是，晚上即使小嬰孩發(fā)出最細(xì)微的聲音，我也會(huì)醒過來。一天早上，我虛弱地問媽媽：“還要過多久我才會(huì)聽不見孩子發(fā)出的聲音？”媽媽顯然沒有認(rèn)真在聽。她問我：“寶貝，你是不是病了？你睡覺的時(shí)候在咳嗽?！?