英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：630　Don't be nervous 不要緊張

英語(yǔ)笑話

630　Don't be nervous 不要緊張

An old Jewish man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. It was his demand that his son, a renowned surgeon, performs the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don't be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

一個(gè)猶太老頭躺在手術(shù)臺(tái)上準(zhǔn)備手術(shù)。是他要求由他的兒子、一個(gè)有名望的外科醫(yī)師來(lái)操刀的。正要麻醉的時(shí)候，他要求和他的兒子說(shuō)話。“爸爸，什么事？”“不要緊張。盡力而為。只要記住：如果手術(shù)不成功，我出了什么事，你媽就會(huì)來(lái)與你和你的妻子住在一起?！?