英語(yǔ)笑話 - 老人篇：634　A 65-Year Old New Mother 65歲的新媽媽

英語(yǔ)笑話

634　A 65-Year Old New Mother 65歲的新媽媽

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

由于生育專家的幫助，一位65歲的老太太生了一個(gè)孩子。所有的親戚們都來(lái)看他們家的這個(gè)新成員。當(dāng)他們要求看孩子的時(shí)候，這位65歲的媽媽說(shuō)：“還不行?！边^(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他們又要求看這個(gè)孩子，這位媽媽又說(shuō)：“還不行?！弊詈?，人們問(wèn)：“那我們什么時(shí)候才能看這個(gè)孩子呢？”這位媽媽說(shuō)：“等孩子哭的時(shí)候。”人們問(wèn)：“為什么要等到孩子哭的時(shí)候？”這位新媽媽說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槲彝税押⒆臃旁谀睦锪??！?