英語笑話 - 兒童篇：759　You used to be a bear? 你以前是一只熊？

英語笑話

759　You used to be a bear? 你以前是一只熊？

I was a Marine and now work for United Parcel Service. One day I bought my four-year-old son a stuffed bear in Marine garb. I brought out a picture of myself in full Marine dress. I explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. “That's Daddy.” His eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, “You used to be a bear?”

我以前是海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊員，現(xiàn)在在聯(lián)合包裹投遞公司上班。有一天，我給四歲的兒子買了一個穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊制服的玩具熊。我拿出一張我穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊制服的照片，指指照片，指指玩具熊，解釋說：“這是爸爸?！彼难劬纯催@個，看看那個，用困擾的聲音說：“你以前是一只熊？”