英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：775　He wouldn't be my type 他不會(huì)是我喜歡的類型

英語(yǔ)笑話

775　He wouldn't be my type 他不會(huì)是我喜歡的類型

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots—outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. “I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this,” she sighed. “Look on the bright side,” I suggested. “If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me.” Still staring at the pile, she said, “Nah. He wouldn't be my type.”

野鴨誘子、釣魚竿、靴子，各種各樣的戶外裝備在車庫(kù)里堆積如山。有一天我看見太太盯著這堆雜亂的臟東西嘆息說：“我希望死在你前面。這樣我就不用去扔這些東西了?！蔽艺f：“要往好的方面想。如果我死在你前面，你可以在報(bào)紙上登一則廣告。當(dāng)所有的男人都來買這些東西的時(shí)候，你就可以挑一個(gè)人來代替我。”她仍然盯著看這堆東西，說：“不，他不會(huì)是我喜歡的類型?！?