英語笑話 - 婚姻篇：812　You're the only one 你是唯一一個

英語笑話

812　You're the only one 你是唯一一個

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school—the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm—I said to my wife, “I'm the only guy here who can wear the suit he graduated in.” She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me. “You're the only one who has to.”

我和太太一起參加高中同學重聚。我看了一圈，注意到其他男人都穿著昂貴的西裝，大腹便便。我為我只比在高中讀書的時候重了五磅而自豪。這是靠布滿石頭的山坡農(nóng)場謀生的結(jié)果。我對我太太說：“我是這里唯一一個能穿畢業(yè)時候穿的禮服的男人?！彼沉艘谎鄢晒Φ囊蝗海缓罂戳宋乙谎郏骸澳闶俏ㄒ灰粋€不得不穿畢業(yè)時候穿的禮服的男人。”