英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：832　You didn't miss a thing 你什么也沒(méi)耽誤

英語(yǔ)笑話

832　You didn't miss a thing 你什么也沒(méi)耽誤

As in many homes on weekends, my wife and I faced the conflict of which was more important—the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even brought a cold beer for me with her. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. “See?” she said, continuing to smile, “You didn't miss a thing.”

和許多家庭的周末一樣，我和太太也面臨這樣的爭(zhēng)執(zhí)：是看電視上的橄欖球比賽重要，還是吃飯重要。為了保持和平，我和家人一起吃飯，甚至還參與了一些飯后愉快的談話。然后，我就退下來(lái)，到活動(dòng)室里打開電視機(jī)。幾分鐘以后，我太太下樓來(lái)，甚至和藹地給我拿來(lái)一瓶涼啤酒。她微笑著親吻我的臉頰，問(wèn)我比分是多少。我告訴她，現(xiàn)在第三局都打完了，比分還是零比零。她繼續(xù)微笑著說(shuō)：“瞧，你什么也沒(méi)耽誤?！?