雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：842　Who honked the horn 誰(shuí)按了喇叭

英語(yǔ)笑話

842　Who honked the horn 誰(shuí)按了喇叭

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path. I rushed to see if she was all right. “I'm fine,” she assured me, “but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked.”

我開(kāi)車(chē)進(jìn)到一個(gè)停車(chē)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，看到一條狗坐在一輛小型卡車(chē)的方向盤(pán)后面，正朝著一個(gè)步行的婦女滑行過(guò)去。她似乎沒(méi)有覺(jué)察。于是我就按喇叭警告她。她及時(shí)抬起頭來(lái)，跳出卡車(chē)的行進(jìn)路線。我趕緊跑過(guò)去看看她有沒(méi)有受傷。她說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)事。不過(guò)我不敢想象，如果那條狗不按喇叭的話，我會(huì)出什么事。”