雙語語言笑話：906　Which way was it headed? 它往哪個方向去了？

英語笑話

906　Which way was it headed? 它往哪個方向去了？

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, “Sir! Please stop that immediately.” “Certainly, Madame,” replies the waiter with a bow. “Which way was it headed?”

一個拘謹(jǐn)?shù)膵D人和一個新派男人一起在頂級餐廳里用餐。洋蔥湯已端到她面前。正當(dāng)侍者把主菜端過來的時候，她放了一個很響的屁。為了挽回面子，她對侍者說：“先生，請馬上停止那樣做?！保ㄗⅲ阂部梢岳斫鉃椤榜R上把它停住?！保┦陶咭贿吘瞎贿呎f：“當(dāng)然，夫人。請問它往哪個方向去了？”