雙語(yǔ)笑話：啤酒

Beer

A man always went to the same bar at the same time every day and asked for two glasses of beer. He drank them and then asked for two more.

One day the man behind the bar said to him，“Why do you always ask for two glasses of beer？Why don’t you get one big glass instead？”The man answered，“Because I do not like to drink alone. I drink with my friend.”

But a few days later the man came in and asked only for one beer.“Oh，”said the barman，“has your friend died？”“Oh，no，”said the man.“He is very well. This beer is for him. But I have stopped drinking beer. My doctor doesn’t want me to drink any more because it is dangerous for me.”

啤酒

一男子每天同一時(shí)候都會(huì)到同一家酒吧喝啤酒。他先喝兩杯，接著再來(lái)兩杯。

一天，酒吧招待問(wèn)他：“為什么你總是兩杯一起喝？干嗎不拿一個(gè)大杯來(lái)喝？”該男子答道：“我不愿意一個(gè)人喝，因?yàn)檫@樣太寂寞了。我這是和朋友一起喝?！?

但幾天以后，該男子進(jìn)來(lái)只要了一杯啤酒?！鞍?，”酒吧招待道，“你朋友是不是去世了？”“沒(méi)有，”男子答道，“他身體很好。這杯酒是替他喝的。我已經(jīng)戒酒了，因?yàn)獒t(yī)生不讓我再喝了，說(shuō)喝酒對(duì)身體有很大危害?！?